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Featured Artist April 2009: Jonathan Lethem (start) http://tr.im/hTBP
March 31, 2009 3:07pm via web

• Swooning, I ogle a jade-green specimen but it's bid past 3k already. Hock the kids? Laugh, but this quandary is my life. Chaldronlover7
  April 3, 2009 2:43pm via web
• Woke at 3am dreaming I'd lost a coral pink chaldron in a thrifty auction just because I slept through it, dozed sadly on, Crazy4Chaldrons2
  April 5, 2009 6:24am via web
• Been on top of a chaldron auction with a 5k bid, sweating bulldogs.. 20 mins to go, can I possibly win? Bullies lurk, I fear, WantUrChaldron
  April 6, 2009 7:34pm via web
• five minutes holy crawfish got sideswiped by chaldronflipper3 with a 8k reserve bid, just out of the morass at 8100, YIIIKKES WantUrChaldron
  April 6, 2009 7:52pm via web
• Kee-rashed and burned with 17 secs me and ChaldronLover6 both trumped by ChaldronFlipper1 taking (our) toys going home WantUrChaldron
  April 6, 2009 8:36pm via web
• hungover and abject from an allnighter blown auction how many mugs of green tea will it take to drag my ass to office? Kooky4Chaldrons
  April 8, 2009 7:04am via web
• today I saw a cloud in the shape of a chaldron and I thought to myself why can't that be enough? ChaldronHunter9
  April 8, 2009 2:46pm via web
• Seven gorgeous flaming chaldrons yanked mid-auction last night suspicious circumstances dire implications pass it on, ChaldronsR4People
  April 9, 2009 6:21am via web
• nobody knows the chaldrons I've seen or anyway I sure don't we're like chips passing in the pixel night boo hoo ChaldronEludeMe
  April 14, 2009 9:30am via web
• If I could sate myself with coal believe me I would… it is the higher chaldron that I see in my dreams (and on &$%#@! eBay) ChaldronLover
  April 14, 2009 3:10pm via web
• Quires? Dickers? Todds? Count me in! LikeChaldronsButWillSettle4Quires
  April 14, 2009 3:10pm via web
• Flirting with setting a reserve bid of one billion dollars just to see what might happen, can they sue me? NeedChaldronsBad17
  April 16, 2009 12:18pm via web
• If only this chaldron-talk was only talk! Alas, it's a way of frackin' life these days… think I need an intervention… Chaldrontoxicated5
  April 17, 2009 8:50am via web
• ChaldronLover17 was that you outbidding me for the agate beauty 9pm under the name WillBrake4Chaldrons? Too bad we both lost, C-dronHungry6
  April 18, 2009 9:12am via web
• I first learned of the existence of chaldrons in a J.G. Ballard novel. Chaldrons4Ever
  April 20, 2009 12:32pm via web
• I say we form a Confraternity of the Chaldron and rob the bloody things from homes of the filthy rich, give to poor (us). NeedChaldronBad
  April 21, 2009 7:11pm via web
• First they came for the chaldronlovers and no one said anything. Be warned, ChaldronsRn'tJustChaldrons17
  April 22, 2009 7:57am via web
• I think I saw an infomercial for chaldrons last night after I fell asleep with the television on. MoreChaldronsPleeze5
  April 23, 2009 9:53am via web
• I wanted to write a tweet without the word chaldron today but failed utterly. ChaldronChaldronMyKingdom4AChaldron16
  April 23, 2009 10:42am via web
• Sorry Frankie, wish I could get my mind out of the gutter. Also wish I was spooning with a chaldron, though. There, I said it. ChaldronSick3
  April 23, 2009 10:46am via web
• Friday night sculling for chaldrons on the internets but there's nada cooking… someone tell me to 'get a life!' ChaldronsRntEverything
  April 24, 2009 8:39pm via web
• Four chaldrons met at a crossroads… but when the dust settled, not a chaldron remained… ChaldronDreamer88
  April 26, 2009 11:13am via web
• to get to the other side of my mind, Trish. ChaldronsRChangingMe&U2
  April 26, 2009 8:47pm via web
• Watching the Mets game tonight and the outfield grass appeared to have been mowed into the form of a ghostly chaldron. ChaldronsReverywhere4
  April 27, 2009 9:25pm via web
• If I had a chaldron I'd never leave the house. Pining4Chaldrons77
  April 29, 2009 8:49am via web
• Joanie, to love chaldrons IS to miss chaldrons, now you're one of us 4ever, WhatIfChaldronsWereInvisible88
  April 29, 2009 3:54pm via web
• Will you mention them after I'm gone from this place? I both dread and yearn to believe you will. DareNotSayTheWordAloud59
  April 30, 2009 7:12am via web
• Featured Artist April 2009: Jonathan Lethem (end) http://tr.im/hTBP - thank you, Jonathan!!
  May 1, 2009 7:49am via web